New York City
Shithole Of My Dreams

I janked up my sweater and saw my open belt. My wallet had been attached to that belt, now it was gone.
Turning in a tight circle, first to the left, then to the right, hoping the wallet was on the floor, I must’ve looked like a dog chasing its tail. Nothing.
I stood in front of my hotel room with an unbuckled belt and five shopping bags beside me, no key, no money, no passport and no airline tic [...]

How to make him yours
I am the cliche of a man

Here is my first tip (of many) on how to make him yours, irrevocably yours. Even if you break up, he will never ever forget you.

I’ve been in many relationships, long and short. I’ve dated young guys and really old dudes, so over the years I’ve learned what works, and what doesn’t. All my exes are still in touch with me and they often tell me how much they miss me. Of course, they don’t

Titt For Tat
Deep-Throat Revelations

I’ve been on two dates with this guy PonziBoy. It was definitely time to reward his good behavior.
You know what that means: blow job time!

I’m a pretty skinny girl, a pear shape to be exact; I have a very slim upper body and a wider hip. But I always wanted to have an hourglass shape, you know, à la Jayne Mansfield with a full bosom and ample hips. Well, you don’t always get what you wish for, I

The roomies moved out and took the flatscreen tv. No Jersey Shore for me. Instead I'll watch some madthumbs on my phone. Waaaay better!