BIO

LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT!

Beer and green tea make me pee every ten minutes
9-5 at an entertaining job in SoHo
I can’t keep a guy for more than 4 days
because that’s usually when I sober up – or he does

I live in Park Slope, Brooklyn

I believe in public sex and a clothing-free lifestyle
I blog 2 times a week about myself, fiction and inspiration
I am as honest and blunt as they come